all my favorite people live in this box i look at everyday. From Explodingdog

is FixCats.com the new bonsai kitten?

all your Wazzzzup are belong to us...

IN AD 2101
WAR WAS BEGINNING

CAPTAIN: Wazzzzup?
MECHANIC: Wazzzzup?
OPERATOR: Wazzzzup?
CAPTAIN: Wazzzzup?
OPERATOR: Yo, pick up the main screen.
CAPTAIN: Wazzzzup?
CATS: Wazzzzup?
CAPTAIN: Wazzzzup?
MECHANIC: Wazzzzup?
OPERATOR: Wazzzzup?
CATS: Wazzzzup?
CAPTAIN: Not much. Havin' a Bud. Movin' all zig.
CATS: True.

how much for your wife, and your three lovely daughters?

wife trader (moved for speed reasons...

Sorry, theyve run out of christians, muslims, hindus, jews and buddhists at the Jesus Christ Superstore... but you can still can buy yourself your very own God Almighty

Userfriendly. All your meme are belong to us.

Hatten ar din, Hatt-baby. I'm scared. is it something to do with badly drawn boy?

the booze brothers. aka the company with no name. aka fully tanked.

whatever they call themselves, they deliver huge amounts of booze straight to your door, along with munchies and cigs. and the best bit is they deliver till 4am 7 days a week! how cool is that?!?!?!1

Gary spivey... I want hair just like yours, you albino-afro'ed cheesy mother...

Two men, and a roll of gaffer tape. ahem.

Women Can Keep Track of Ovulation Cycle With This Phone .... The "Queen Phone" is a dedicated Lady Phone with features specially designed for Females, which include calorie calculating, ovulation period checking and direct access to female website

hmmmmm....DNA Alcoholic Water.

Sprogopolis..Baby-Powered City of the Future. "The only good baby is a working baby"

i want a Tourette Syndrome Barbie for christmas. please buy me one...

wow. how do you grow hair like Gary Spivey???

fuck. its 12.20am friday morning.
im bored
slightly drunk
and theres nobody online to chat to.
arse.

ok. check out this band if you dont already know them. Lorna ROCK (in a non rock kind of way). go download all their tunes at mp3.com you wont be disappointed.

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why cant all 404's be like this? ....File not found!

wow. clint boon has really let himself go just recently....

oh. and feel fee to comment on any of the subjects posted here... just press the button!

Send something special... .. in the end I sent them the city of reykjavik. you too can send something very cold to someone. virtually

is it me, or is the site running VERY slowly over the past few days?
hmmm. i'll see what i can do about that. in the meantime, sorry, bear with it...

remember, both the RANT page and the RE:VIEW section are also updated regularly too.... If youd like to see something on this site, or have any suggestions, mail me.

is this how you get more hits from your search engines? loads of random keywords hidden as white text on a white background. hmmmm. all i wanted was some more monkey porn, and i get this! oh well. im sure theres plenty more monkey porn out there. isnt there? anyway, here's that big list of keywords i found. maybe itll do the site some good???

looks like im getting quite a few links from gblogs. cool. heres a link to their site :)

i want a window in my PC case... just like this one...

ever wanted to sound like a goth? no. me neither. but take a look at the goth quote generator....

ok. by the time you read this, the myleene klass photos should be back up and running, im uploading them again as i type this.
Ill also see if i can get any other pics of the band for the site....

Deja Vu: (re-)creating web history including old browser emulators, and a brief history of the web...

all your funny WW2 poster are belong to us...

do you hate clowns? i do. they scare me.

whos coming down the pub with me to play Cuntspotter Bingo? anyone???? ill bring out the cards with me on friday...

All your base are belong to us..... T-Shirts, cartoons, and the music video! (in flash)

My name is Frank. Yes, I am a robot. Don't mail me and make fun of me because I am a robot.

bugger. if youre looking for the myleene pictures, theres a minor error. over the weekend, some fuckwit managed to hack the rock city website, and delete *all* of the contents on there. including all of my files that i was storing. bollocks. so, until its all sorted, (tomorrow or tuesday) the pictures from page 2 onwards wont be available....

RESULT!
my plan has paid off, in an alltheweb search for "myleene klass" i'm number ONE *and* number TWO
think i might have to add a full popstars section including bits on all of the band members. is it "hearsay" or "inner spin"? probably the former, but im sure we'll find out soon....

Version 2.0a of pancakelizard should be up and running. new template. similar design, and a new permanent link thing to help with bookmarking things...also, i got rid of the javascript errors...

britney. is that really you?
red cling film? ahem.

I bought this monkey.You know? For shit's and giggles?

Anyway's I had him for about 2 weeks and everyhting was going great until.......The little bastard broke out of his cage and started taping some weird monkey porn on the Dicovery Channel.
So I took a stand!I said "Mojo!!!" (Mojo was his name)
"Mojo you little bastard!
No more Monkey Porn!!!

You ruined my new carpet!!!".

Free Delvaux Organic Chocolates... mmmmm, organic? so what. its still chocolate.

Duncan Breeze. Wow. i want to be like you when i grow up.... you.... you... ENTERTAINER, you.

Looking for a Job?try looking on one of these sites (this page was set up for ease of access at work, but the might be useful for other people too....

ive been blogged! wahey! she links to my amsterdam photos, and it is, i quote... "A foreigner's view on Amsterdam... I see a LOT of pictures of CoffeeShops... Odd" hehehehe. anyway, take a peek at :mar10e.com

ok. by special request, heres the pics of myleene from popstars that everyone is looking for....

RE:VIEW.... FILM: Requiem For A Dream. by Gary

how much for your life, and your three lovely daughters? no. really. do you think you could sell *everything* you own? this guy does....

you want THIRTY QUID off at buy.com? i think you do, dont you!?!? :)

Got an old, dead mac classic or imac? build yourself a MacAquarium

the latest innovation from the gnarliest XTREME sport of all- Aggressive Street Scootering! ... come get a Ghetto Scooter

NEWS JUST IN! first photo of Celine Dion's baby released to public...
courtesy of p : o : p : b : i : t : c : h

Joel's Swear'o'tron turn ya speakers up real loud.

God Kicks Off End Times With Indian Earthquake... the Landover Baptists do it again :)

Make Your Own Cartouche. Yes. thats your name. in hieroglyphics.