happy new year, one and all.
For those who know me, theyll know the last week or so has been pretty shit. for those who dont, it has. i never want to have to go through this shit again.
oh well. 22 hours time, ill hopefully have drunk a bottle of tequila, a bottle of port, some cheery brandy, some lemon vodka, and smoked fuck knows how much skunk.

heres hoping 2001 is a bit better.....

W. (signing off. back next year.)

Review: The Wonderstuff. London. Last thursday. check here for the review (by me)
older reviews uploaded too...

I found it in my nuggets.com. do i really need to say any more?

Gareth Top online...... wow. ive waited YEARS for this!. oh. did you know hes shagging violet berlin as well? theyve not long had a kid too!

click here to Download the Internet. you know it makes sense

This sucks. not this site... just the whole thing with Warner Bros. i cant believe they would be such tossers about it... anyway. check it out. see what you think too....

click to Pootify this site on pootpoot.com

looky what i found... Lisa from Steps' mums homepage...

i hate being ill. although yesterday was convenient. i managed to miss some meetings. i hate meetings. at least im (a bit) better now. good job really. im off to see steps tonight at nottingham arena!

for a pornolized version of my page, click here.... Felchs

Bigger tits for Lara Croft. Read all about it at The Register

If anyone is wondering what i want for xmas, heres a few suggestions....... Amazon.co.uk: MyWish List

rant page ready to go live...

links page has started to be populated with random sites

Red Meat Rules. here one of my current favourites.... testing tedium's tensile strength

Kevin smith has been taking us through the pre-production process of his new flick, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back... heres his latest rant..... The Unholy Tale of Greasy Reese Witherspoon

Mickey's Monkey Spunk Moped... Need i say any more?

Have you ever noticed the scar on sharon stone's neck?
Some people have...
Sample quote "Sharon Stone is a member of a long line of Stepford wives. The scar was created when her actual head was removed and replaced with a perfect wife robotic head. Sharon escaped the Institute where the wives are created and kept and through some sort freak accident a la the movie, Short Circuit, gained autonomy. So far she has been able to elude our grasp but we'll get her eventually."

i cant possibly comment any further.... the british lard marketing board

ok. template complete. content starts next week.....
right now? finish my work, then off to the pub. have a good weekend kiddies...

i think i mightve pushed the laws of taste and decency a bit too far with the last one i did on here..... I'm sorry. i truly am.....