Twat Darius ...go on, you KNOW you want to!

everyone play Gak Attack! @ chazbaps.com Its ace. courtesy of joel at rathergood

whats your sopranos mob nickname? mine is "The Enforcer". ahem

Commodore 64 MIDI files.
music to watch monkey porn by.

mmmm. Holly Valance. nice site :)

want to buy a SINCLAIR ZX SPECTRUM 48K RUBBER KEYS *BOXED*? i would. but i already have several of them in my spare room....

while we are on about cats. take a look at Cat-Scan if you havent already.

youve probably already seen this, but for those who havent, take a look at Bansai Kitten its the perfect gift for that hard-to-please relative's birthday....

the 3am girls audition for popstars. its REALLY nasty. even *I* can sing better than them three....

PSEUDOdictionary its grate. includes word/phrases such as "dawsons creek moment" - A Moment that is so sappy, romantic and/or cheesy that it belongs on Teeny-Booper-TV with bad pop music ballads playing in the background.

mmmmmm..... clay. niiiice"

how much would you pay for a Playstation 2 Original Box And Receipt. yes. thats right. a BOX and the receipt. arturofuente13 paid $425.00. idiot. next time, dont believe the sellers feedback page....

Go to google

Enter 'dumb motherfucker' (w/o quotes) in the box.

Hit Google Search, and look at the first result.

nuff said.


now read this article here

Britney Spears Swears... live from Rio. 1.4Mb mp3

The Durst Pig... thanks to wes for this one.

Virtual Monkeys. go on. you know you want to have one....

The rant Page... but its been dubyafied. might make sense to americans, but its all a bit odd to me...

Jasper - ZX Spectrum Emulator just in case youre online, bored, and feel like playing Chuckie Egg, Jet Set Willy or a nice bit of Batty

eBaybies - Sponsored By the Labour Party .... "Bid on a Flid". "Dead infants", or "Just plain ugly"...

twenty-three something to do with the KLF perhaps? i dont think so. but take a look at the clothes store, fnord, and mark thomas. OK. thats enough conspiricies for now. im off down the pub. have a good weekend kiddies.

Create your own StorTroopers? go on, you know you want to...

Guess The Dictator/Sit-Com Character beware, it has a tendency to know american characters and not many UK ones. but you can teach it to learn new ones....

popbollocks... a celebrity nad portal. courtest of the tsluts crew

ok kids. the popbitch messageboard is alive once again, just dont mention clarkson. mmmkay?

Jesus.com: Jesus seeks loving woman. if not, how about Win a shower with Jesus?

Looking for a change in career??? try here

WOMEN WITH BEARDS... home of the Hairy babes Millennium Calendar (enter at your own peril!)

The Scat is a large, circular fish with a compressed body... Scat? i always thought scat was all about this... or this.... talking of the latter. did anyone know that scatman john was dead? no?. me neither....

40 hypothetical ways to kill someone with a squirrel ... do i really need to say any more?

testing new template....
photos should all be working now too.....

Disturbing Auctions... including this lovely Drunken Monkey

Buy the house from the GOONIES!
Currently$130,000.00
First bid$130,000.00
Time left7 days, 6 hours

ok. cam is now set up. if im online at home, you'll be able to take a look.... here

well. Its 2pm on new years day.
Im Hungover.
I drank *waaaay* too much
but it was fun. a good night. hope everyone else had a good one too...